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MSTs Sometimes, you find a fic so bad... you just *have* to MST it... and so I did, with the help of Doodles, DG, and Teegs. All of these are rated PG-13, if not for the swearing in the fics, the swearing of the MSTers as we cower in terror and utter confusion. It'd probably be better to read them in order, as we may make references to previous MSTs. Legolas Ah, see the horrors of a *really* bad Mary Sue. Marvel at the spelling errors! See "and then" more times then Legolas! Stare blankly at the dramatic love scene, and witness a fanfiction with no plot whatsoever. Original Sary Did I say "Legolas" was bad? This is ten million times worse. See a thirteen year old with "godly innocence" shag Aragorn and Legolas at the same time (it's non-graphic, don't worry). *The* worst fic I have ever seen. I'd almost suspect the author did it on purpose. Original The Marriage Not a Mary Sue, but a horrible self-insertion! Mid-way through, the author decides she wants it to be a comedy... it's not very funny. o.o Original Through an Elf's Eyes Extra daughter of Elrond. Totally movie-verse. In fact, there may be about three lines or so that AREN'T exactly like the movie. Original Legolas's socalled love THE NUMBERS! THEY HURT MY BRAIN! Okay, I can see how people can chat like this, but not write like this. At least the Sue gets meated by the end. Original BJAM, Juju, Fifi, and Marilyns adventures! So many exclamation marks! Man, this author must be so happy! I could just jump out of my socks! Original The Heart of Legolas One word: Agaorn. =D Original MSTing the ana-sue ana4legolas4ever wrote stories to piss us off. =D So I MSTed them! It was fun. Original... sort of. ^_^; The End of the Bag It's not exactly written badly, but the pop lyrics and the modern slang is painful. Original Thank the Valar, the fics that I MSTed do not belong to me. They can all be found on FF.net, with the links provided above.

Disclaimer:
Picture credits go to Bag End Inn. Layout credits go to ME, for once. Even though it's not all that spiffy. Brush credits go to vbrush. Chances are if you recognize something here (like LOTR, HP, or whatever) it's not mine. Aww. They all belong to their original owners, like the almighty J.R.R. Tolkien. If you are their original owners, please don't sue. =D